Do you ever stop and think “God, well THAT would have been a good 6th grade science project question”….? Today while i was singing Justin Timberlake- “Mirrors” in my car, beautifully If I say so myself, I thought….am I doing myself dirty by singing along? Would I be more satisfied just listening?….and then I thought , geez well that would have gotten higher than a Participation Ribbon. Talk about a delayed reaction.
Ok so lately, I keep coming back to the same conclusion. I have a disorder, and most likely it falls into the OCD world. Ok, so im like 97% sure its actual OCD but the deciscion making kind, not the Wash My Hands Kind (dont wash those enough actually).
If you asked my good friends about my decision making Im sure they would sound more concerned about it then I am making it out to be. Its all fun and funny until you’re standing in front of body lotions at Walgreens for 17 minutes, only in the end to get in line with a gift set that includes loofas, and then have your friend go to swap it, and then swap it back again. I dont even remember the thought processes that actually go through my brain, its like I black out and leave with a shopping bag. With the retail component of my problem, its also the internets fault. I mean you can like yelp anything these days. I never feel totally ready to buy anything until Ive googled it, compared opponents reviews, and seen pages of before and after pictures. Even if its like floss. Its like well god if im gonna put in the effort to actually floss it better be the best floss. Miracle floss. The floss that all the other flosses steal ideas from.
How does the flu know when its “flu season” ?? How does it know its time for it to strike? Like is it kind of like christmas but for flus…. its just their time to shine? Why is it always the same time of year? Who started this whole thing
Ok, I know its now noon, but today I am very proud of myself, because I discovered something I dont believe alot of you have experienced yet. Today I discovered MORNING TIME. Theres a WHOLE other world out there folks!!! And it happens somewhere between your last trip to the bathroom in the middle of the night and your alarm clock! Its crazy.
I decided to wake up early to go to the gym before work, because when I try to go after work I end up telling myself that thinking about going to gym is good enough, and I should be easier on myself, and then I eat goldfish for dinner… WRONG. Walking to get my lunch does not burn enough calories, weight lifting with my stapler at work does not build enough muscle. SO, I decided, new year new gear, went out and bought some new workout clothes and bam, made a morning workout routine. AND BOY WAS IT FASCINATING.
The best part about “morning” is that it lacks the worst part of “day”———PEOPLE!!! There’s hardly any of them around! Im not saying I dont like people. I love people, and people love me, I just sometimes like when there are less of them and more of me…